Survey 1.

1. Beside ur lips,where is the favourite spot to get kissed?

Where it tickles. :D

2. How did u feel when u woke up this morning?

Dejected. Confused, as always. And a little bit of regret.

3. Who was the last person / people you took photo with ?

Adhi, yesterday, in class. He was doing these stupid facial expressions and I could not resist. :)

4. Would u consider urself spoiled ?

Not very much. But if you count laziness in, then I am very much spoiled.

5. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

Yes.

6. Do you want someone to be dead?

Yes, myself.

7. What does your last text message say?

"xla. dok uma je.." from my sister.

8. What are you thinking right now ?

"Next time you are doing something be sure you've weighed the consenquences."

9. Do you want someone to be with you right now ?

Yes, to rid me of this cold. Hehe

10. What was the time you went to bed last night ?

Before 1am.

11. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?

This baju kurung belongs to my sister. :D

12. Is someone on your mind right now?

Yes.

Random Thoughts Part II

1. I was bitten tonight but sadly not by Edward Cullen. My roomate lost all sanity as she bit me, and I carry now a not-so-lovely bite mark on my arm.
2. I am the first to have finished my homework tonight. Yes. Homework. I want to get away from this foundation year as soon as possible - I want to call them homework assignments. It was getting duller, as you might have experienced when you go through four years of preparation programme while at the same time repeating everything.
3. I read once that the more intelligent people listen to U2 and Radiohead. So in my efforts to be a little less shallow (like Faris once put it), I would like recommendations on tracks from these two musicmakers. Hehe. Not exactly that reason by the way - but I want to experience new music. Usually when I did these efforts on my own I tend to crinkle my nose at the song I found - they were not exactly to my liking.
4. My classmates and I, we are so going to burn in hell when we die.
5. There are usually a lot of differences between what I say and what I mean.
6. If there is a way to escape from this continuous thirst, I will do it gladly.

the Einstein Says:

Sich verlieben ist nicht das Dümmste, was der Mensch tut - die Gravitation kann aber nicht dafür verantwortlich gemacht werden.

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do — but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Never memorize what you can look up in books.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

Hey, Kena Tipu! HAHAHA

1. Tak mahu salahkan sapa-sapa pun , okey? On my behalf actually tak kesah pun sangat. Tau dah, all these management problems are sure to occur sooner or later. Biasa lah. But its our parents. Ni yang buat malas nak balik kampung Sungai Udangku yang terchenta tu. Nanti orang tanya-tanya. Budak-budak muda classmate ku, xpe lagi. Daku? Masuk ni dah 3 kali x jadi fly!
2. Postponement is acceptable. Tapi 'until further notice' tu yang tak sedap didengar. We want something concrete!
3. Tiba-tiba mata gatal. Habis eyeliner smudge.
4. Mula-mula masa cuti penggal, punye laa tunggu offer letter from BPG (nk kasi fly). Tunggu punye tunggu, janggut pun tumbuh sikit dah (bukan sayelah hehe). Tak ada surat apa-apa. Kitorang tak sangka pula Isnin ade class. Pastu sombong plop (ehe mintak maap senior2ku cohort 1) tak pegi tanye sapa-sapa. Amik kau = Nimm das! Orang lain dah start class, budak Jerman melepak lagi kat umah. Yelah, bajet nk fly dah, sape tau kena masuk class balik? Haa lumba-lumba la pegi beli tiket balik KL petang Isnin tu.
5. Balik laa IPBA terhegeh-hegeh. Dapat tau kena buat B1+ plak 6weeks. Flight postponed! Down gila mase tu. Rase nk lari 3000m. Kehairanan x dpt elak, kenapa bole jadi mcm gini? Jangan laa ckp dgn kitorg - kata mmg dah plan postponement ni from last year + nk buat bridging course mcm class French. Pelik. Kenapa sebelum cuti secebis cerita pasal bridging tu, kitorang bole tak tau? Ada ayam sembunyi dalam nasi pataya ke, mcm kat Ali? Oh, rupanya. Mula-mula dapat tau, pasal list name. Katanye tak sampai ke BPG. Sebab tu surat tak boleh keluar. Rasanya soft copy, hard copy suma bagi dah. Tak apalah. Dalam pada nk tunggu tu, kitorang bole buat-buat belajar Jerman. Tapi tak pernah nafsu belajarku setumpul ini. :(
6. Kena marah bertubi-tubi. Budak Jerman memang nakal. Diorg ingat, dah nk fly, tak payah pegi class la ye? Korang ingat korang pandai sangat buat keputusan sendiri? Korang saje ambik kesempatan, ye? Suke duduk rumah melepak? Oh, korang cakap tak tau ade class. Habis selama ni, tiap-tiap kali lepas cuti, ade orang dtg jumpa korang, bgtau - "esok ade class, ye, sila datang pukul 8" - mcmtu? Ape? Foundation kat IPBA setahun - 2 semester? Fikir balik. Korang masuk last year berapa haribulan? Hari ni berapa haribulan? Dah cukup setahun? Haa. Tak kira laa 20 sem pun, kalau belum cukup 365 hari, tak kira setahun!
7. Lepas tu pasal visa application. OK, part of it are our faults too, ade yang sampai lambat terhegeh-hegeh (aku laa tu). Lepas tu salah isi plak, tak certify segala. Habis kelam kabut satu JBA nak tolong budak Jerman punye pasal. Terbang-terbang suma kertas, cop, pen hitam pen biru segala. Terima kasih banyak-banyak, semua lecturer JBA. Bersungguh-sungguh mereka sign photostated copies sume. Siap akhirnya. Bola hantar. BPG tunggu visa siap, baru nak kasi date. Tak apalah. We wait.
8. Last week pegi buat visa. German Embassy gila cool. Visa free - belum gtau mak lagi ni ;) - plus bole siap dlm masa seminggu saja. Bengang sikit sbb sbnrnye tak payah buat medical checkup pun - tp xpelah, FREE beb! :)) Visa siap by this Wednesday, to be exact. I whooped there and then. Suddenly the world seems to be a happier place, and everybody are exceptionally beautiful.
9. The same week seorang wakil from BPG datang. Tapi takde jumpa kami pun. Tak apa. Tak kisah. Tapi bila dpt tau mereka mintak wakil call embassy and lambatkan validity visa tu (apetah term, xtau) supaya boleh nk postponekn lagi kitorang fly ke Germany, tiba-tiba kelasku yang spesel ada aircond jadi panas. A few of my classmates nk pegi jumpa that representative. Tapi x dpt pun. Tak apaaaaaaa.
10. The main point is - Why? Sebab duit, kah? Goethe-Institut won't accept students without payments. Xde hutang-hutang deh! Kalau nak pegi jugak, boleh, tapi tido laa korang tepi jambatan. Tapi skrg summer kot, xpe kan? :D Atau sebab swine flu, kah? Oh, terima kasih lah, kerana sudi cuba menyelamatkan nyawa kami.
11. Selamat maju jaya, kawan-kawan. Ich liebe euch <3>

List

1. Dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials before we get bored.

3. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

4. We think about you all the time.

5. This is how we see it: Don’t call = Don’t care.

6. Which also means that if we dont call, take a hint.

7. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possessive is not necessary.

8. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.

9. Eye contact is the key.

10. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.

11. Laugh at our jokes.

12. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!

13. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

14. Do not start with us. You will not win.

15. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.

16 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.

17. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.

18 Open the door for us no matter where we are.

19. We love surprises.

20. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

21. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

22. Clean your room before we come over.

23. Even though you’re sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

24. Don’t act hard around your friends

25. Sometimes “NO” really means “NO!”.

26. “Wife beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.

27. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.

28. Dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.

29. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

30. “Fat chicks” have feelings, too.

31. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.

32. The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable. We'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying. (applies to almost everything)

33. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring, doesn't mean she"s not waiting by the phone.

34. You dont have to spend a lot; if it means a lot.

35. Dont say you love me if you dont mean it.

36. Dont lie to us. We will catch you - its just a matter of time.

37. Dont you ever answer our question with only ONE word! We hate it!

38. Just BE by our side when shopping means you are not allowed to flirt while we shopping

39. Please give us some comment while shopping.. it's compulsory.

40. When the girls get together, we talk about everything. Meaning, my best friends know everything about you.

credits - Abang Muzakkir. :)

Random Thoughts

1. Suddenly running away appears to be an option; dying seems to be another.


2. It is very easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
   


3. I want a guy with the loyalty of Tariq, with the passion and chivalry of Stephen, the talents and words of Edward, the kindness of Rado, the simplicity of Deeds, the machoness of Fahrin Ahmad, the boyish charms of Zac Efron*, the cunning of Jack Sparrow, and the humour of Nabil.
   


4. Jusco is having a dreadfully terribly humongous sale for its members whereas I, the dumbest of them all, lost my Jusco membership card and could not even get in.


5. I wonder why, but the Internet connection here in IPBA is at its fastest during Maghrib. :)

*Kantoi plak ngn Jera aku minat Zac Efron. Adeh

Writer's Block

I have actually a lot of things to post here. But as I turned on my computer (which means instant log in into Facebook) I forgot everything. And my single track mind plus faulty memory did not allow for much mental notes.

Well. Wer A sagt, muss B sagen. So let's randomly start talking about something which has been nagging my mind since a few months ago, when a group of friends introduced me to it.

The Arrival of Antichrist.

I first watched the series downloaded from YouTube, and before I scared myself too much I stopped. It was quite confusing, all a mix of checkered floors, Dajjal, the Freemasons and their New World Order, the 13 stairs, Starbucks and Madonna. Of course, all these are not exactly new, some facts we have known for quite some time, but minus the hidden meaning. Symbols are everywhere! Basically, it involves this group of people who claims that they are waiting for the arrival of the Antichrist, a tremendous power who is the Dajjal himself. They worship him, they believe he will be the one who will rule the world and they, who believe in him, had been preparing for this arrival since thousands of years.

Of course, Muslims believe too in the rise of Dajjal, and also of Imam Mahdi and the second coming of our Prophet Isa A.S. But as we prepare for the upcoming doomsday and the eternal afterlife, these worshippers prepare on the rising of the DJ.* They placed energy-absorbing pyramids at certain places in the whole world, by which they believe that when the last pyramid is built in place, they will unite all the energy and explode at the place where the DJ will be born. I'm not good at describing, you may just imagine Genesis. Or easier even, the creation of stars. And that is why the symbol of the Freemasons (like I've known it from a few years before, correct me if I'm wrong) is a triangle - actually depicting a pyramid - with a single eye inside. As we all know, You-Know-Who is said to have only one eye.

The form of this eye, however, is not clear whether physically or not. I heard, once, that the former US President Mr. George W. Bush was also a DJ. Adeh. They say because he had only one eye for something - power to rule - and his ability to be so evil and merciless, he was the DJ. In these stream of videos, however, Mr. Bush is actually also a worshipper. It told the story of September 11th. Bush was visiting a kindergarten at that fateful time, reading a book to the children. Funnily he read it upside-down. It turned out that the book was special, and as he was reading he was saying mantras known only by the worshippers. Quite Quatsch, I know. But Prescott Bush was member of the Black Brotherhood, so?

And there was Madonna, too, the most prominent and well-known of worshippers. World sees her as a devout Kabbalah - a Jewish. Tapi sini lain plak, she is depicted as a worshipper of DJ, she includes elements of the foundation in almost every dance move, stage performance and music video she have. But as I am too lazy to read on the subject, I will not elaborate on her.

What else. Hmm. The world is in the hands of only one group of people, that fact I assume is a common knowledge (I'm talking economy here - currency, world bank - the usual stuff). And they are also behind this. What irritates me the most is the Freemasons. I thought they wanted only money and power! Little did I know.

And in our beloved harmless little country - you see any big pyramids anywhere? Yessssss. Schade, though. I love that place. And you know, the egyptian figures are also part of the project.

A friend of mine once said to me:

If we really boycott, what would we eat? What do we do? Balik zaman batukah? Doing everything the ancient way?

I was quite struck at that time. He was quite right in a sense. Wait2, I know you don't agree with me. There is a lot we can do if we tried, yes, true, correct. Frankly speaking, I don't rely too much on all these boycotting. So I say now, everything must be in moderation. We must be able to control ourselves, not get carried away (even FB, OK, Ezaty?).

I am not pious, but with all my heart, I believe.

*When I was younger we nicknamed him The DJ because we believed if you keep repeating his name, it's like you are calling upon him. Because speech is also a part of prayers. And I am still quite afraid to this day. :)