Hark, Now Who's Talking, Baby!

Yea you might have guessed this post is about football. My first football infatuation since the good old school days, when Micheal Owen was the sole reason of supporting Liverpool and England.

Congratulations to Malaysia. Siapa yang tak puas hati tu I must repeat, sila makan sampah. Sampai facebook Najib pun dia spam, memang sekolah dalam longkang la tu namanya. Takde la nak kata suke Najib sangat tapi your rudeness makes me want to grab your fugly faces and slam it at the wall to my hearts' content.

We lost the match last night, but get to bring the Cup home. Well now I make it sound like extra luggage. Its disappointing, actually, because, like a friend put it, I wanted Malaysia to win with 0-1 AT THE LEAST but 1-2 was what happened. That dampened the euphoria a little. Plus it's a loss that the second leg is played there. Sumpah rugi gila demmit. But hell we're still proud, we are the champions, baby, first time and all, forget the neighbour's 19 years thirst.

Damn lagu Halimah Jongang just went on TV. Benci woi, terasa. Haha.

Last word about football - the senior team needs to spruce themselves up good and fast, because this team of youngsters have proven that they own the field and the day, too. Work hard and earn your places, boys, forget gossips with the local stars.

Plus apesal Sabda tu menang Most Valuable Player? Waddeeeeeee? We can't live without something valuable, and we sure can't live without KF! He was the man of the match through and through (and I hope for the upcoming 675 matches as well)!

Fuu. I hope this infatuation is short-lived. Letih nak catch up on matches. And 90 minutes is too long, too long. Plus it's a bowler's turn to be my potential boyfriend now, so the lookout's on the bowlers, not footballers! LOL

This is a Delicious Entry.

I read this in an article in a newspaper.

So psychologists claim that just by imagining eating foods may reduce your appetite for them, and help you with losing weight. This is, of course, contrary to the well-known fact of the sudden ravenous feeling that usually surfaces as we imagine a delicious meal.

For example, imagine this:

OOPS I got it wrong at 'delicious meal'. HAHA. Dosa lah, ngek.

OK tukar yang tak dosa sangat.

Ololooo ololooo. Ai laf yu Shahid Kapoor.

OK OK cukup. Back to the imaginary food consumption. We must imagine food.

So here's food. If you don't like this please Google your own favourite.

This is cordon bleu. (Kenapa teringat Ebnu Holdoon? Oh nein.)

Now start to imagine eating it. Ok Bismillah dulu. Now start. By nibbling it at first. Tasting at first the crunchy, golden-fried breadcrumbs. The sweet and supple chicken meat that seems to ooze deliciousness into your entire mouth. Then taking a bigger bite and closing your eyes while chewing because you can't help it when there's heaven filling your senses. The sweetness of the meat against the salty cheese that melts seductively in your mouth and brought fireworks under your eyelids. Repeating the process over and over, and being grateful all the way for the endless supply.

Now it is stated in the article that after tormenting yourself with this gluttonous imagination, you tend to consume only half of the usual amount you usually consumed. This is because your cravings has been partly satisfied in your sub-concious, thus dulling the after-effect. Of course, the only foods used in the research are morsels of cheese and M&Ms but I believe this applies to heavy meals too.

So the next time you're having a meal, stare at your plate and imagine eating all the happy things on it already before you even start touching them. And observe the result.

p/s: I tried googling makanan lazat at first, because it sounds more delicious than makanan sedap but the first image to appear showed a bunch of dead baby rats on a burger. Bangang.

p/p/s: Despite lack of reference, I wasn't bluffing - check this out @ OMGFacts

Love Like This

I am seriously in love with my friends. HAHA

I love my friends seriously.

Well that's a good example. I always thought that saying 'I love you' is equal with 'I am in love with you' but there you go, they carry different meanings.

But to this very day I have met two new friends that I am able to love to bits after only meeting them for a single day. I found that they are characteristically alike so maybe that explains why I love the latter so strong, though maybe it's an undeserved privilege.

Or maybe something to be avoided because anyone I love might suffer from unknown stalking activities, but let's leave that out.

Enough with this mushy-mushy stuff. Pelik kot.

Err. But that leaves me with completely nothing to write *about. So peace *out!

P/S: Ever since the "Glitters' episode of How I Met Your Mother
(I heart you Barney) I have been pronouncing 'out' in Canadian accent - as 'oot'. Damn funny ha ha. Ok not so much.

Murni dah selamat, anda bila lagi? ;)

Nilah Murni yang aku tak kasi kawin tu. haha. Dah selamat juga akhirnya.

Sekarang musim schoolmates kahwin. Ramai yang dah habis belajar tahun lepas. Maklumlah da tinggal sekolah sudah lima tahun. Maka sasaran seterusnya; kahwin. Sonang yo den tengok. Xyah pun kalut-kalut kumpul duit macam alasan orang zaman sekarang. Meriah je pun, baju plak lawa-lawa sngoti.

Dalam kereta berjalan pulang terpikir-pikir mungkin lagi dua tahun giliran GMI-mates pulak yang kawin. Which brings me to think kalau ada yang kahwin di Sarawak cane nak pegi? Kena jimat untuk tiket flight dari sekarang ke hahaha. Pastu pikir lagi eh kalau yang kat Serawak tu mesti la yang berkerjaya, jadinya konfirm lah lambat so xyah risau dulu~ :D

Random Facts about

Emak.

Friends told me I took after my mother not in looks but in attitude. I beg to differ since my mother is a (quite) soft-spoken person and is not one to express her own true feelings.

Anyways we share one thing in common - we both have the same clown instinct.

(which btw reminded me of a close friends' words - that particular guy liked to see me as a clown ONLY, he will never like me in ways other than that. well, i deal with heartbreaks by kicking them hard).

Back to my mother.

This is her latest picture.

Drama Mydin bersama Remy Ishak. Kah kah. My siblings and I were making fun of the picture and emak came over, did as if she was running alongside before asking us to snap a photo of her. And played well along when my sister told her to look afraid. Haha.

My mother had this Nokia with a simple camera and she loved it to bits. The one thing she would bring anywhere. Doesn't matter if she forgot her purse - her camera she won't leave behind. And if you're away she will MMS the pictures to you so you will be able to join in the fun.

Here's another picture of emak.

When asked about the pose she told us "I was pretending to be afraid".

But I think all mothers are funny. They joke at things you didn't expect. Go on, ask your mother a random question and prepare to be amused. :)

Live cardboard people!

this is big danbo and she's overcoming an obstacle. more here http://www.antontang.com/

funny how the most unexpected of beings turn out to be female. i used to think enid blyton was a man. (or maybe that was because i was too young to understand that enid is feminine). JK Rowling didn't let her books get published with her first name on it because she was afraid nobody would buy them (if people know a woman wrote it). i dont know if her trick works when the books first sold, but she's now richer than the queen herself so maybe the gender-hiding does play a role.

i wrote more crap than anybody i know. blocking the blog was an idea to prevent being embarassed.